Chapter 25 : Chapter 25
I made a new friend recently. He doesn't talk or ever go anywhere, he just sits in the same spot all day and stays quiet. He does let me cuddle up to him in my chair though. He is very soft too. Mom...
View ArticleChapter 24 : Chapter 24
Mom left me! I'm not sure how long it was; but it was less than a year because I didn't have a birthday. Grandpa came over to feed me; but I hid most of the time. Mom's friend came over to feed me too...
View ArticleChapter 23 : Chapter 23
..Its been a busy period since the last time you heard from me, so lets start from the beginning. First was that holiday where you eat as much as cats, but don't see how you could be called fat. I...
View ArticleChapter 22 : Chapter 22
You humans think that us animals don't know when our birthdays are; but trust me, we know when they are. Lucky for me, my mom always remembers my birthday. This year she gave me some treats (usually I...
View ArticleChapter 21 : Chapter 21
Mom gave me a haircut! I swear it was the scariest 5 minutes of my life! I thought I was going to die! I had something caught in my fur and getting a bath didn't get it out, so mom had to get out the...
View ArticleChapter 20 : Chapter 20
Mom is home! She went away for a very long time. I think it was 10 years - sure seemed like it. I will not share with you what I did while she was away, I don't want to get into any trouble. Since she...
View ArticleChapter 19 : Chapter 19
We moved again! We are in another motel room, this one is much smaller than the last one was. My condo is broken. If I lay on it, I'm sure I will fall to my death. Mom says its only about a foot to the...
View ArticleChapter 18 : Chapter 18
We are still at the motel and we have had a house guest. I gave up sleeping with Mom to sleep with this new person. I like playing with her hair. Why can't Mom have more hair? I spend most of my days...
View ArticleChapter 17 : Chapter 17
It is just me and Mom again, just how I like it. We went on another car ride; but this one was much shorter and it only took 1 pill to get here. I think we are staying for awhile, all Mom's furniture...
View ArticleChapter 16 : Chapter 16
I went outside by myself once, and I quickly came back in. I just don't understand the appeal. The humans have been talking about car rides. I think we are going to another motel. We have been at this...
View ArticleChapter 15 : Chapter 15
after a long, hard day of napping, I ventured outside (with parental supervision of course). Its a scary place out there. I noticed when you humans go outside, your speaking language changes...
View ArticleChapter 14 : Chapter 14
Ah Catmas. I miss it already. I got a new mouse and some new catnip. If I was in charge, Catmas would be twice a year and my birthday would be three times. That would be the life. After Catmas things...
View ArticleChapter 13 : Chapter 13
I am very spoiled and I know it and I don't have any shame admitting it. I get everything I want. I even got a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving! I hunted a moth today. He thought he was a tough guy, but I...
View ArticleChapter 12 : Chapter 12
My birthday was the other day. You humans are so funny when it comes to birthdays. You get excited when you know its coming up soon, but then you are surprised when I do the same thing. Even animals...
View ArticleChapter 11 : Chapter 11
I've been there almost a month now. Me and Miss Evil still don't get along; but me and the "eat me" dog are getting along fine. Wow! I never thought I would ever say that. We spent the night at the big...
View ArticleChapter 10 : Chapter 10
4 days. 4 days is how long I have been in this new place. I have had to encounter all kinds of new things. There's a dog here big enough to have me for lunch, or dinner, or even breakfast. Why not...
View ArticleChapter 9 : Chapter 9
Yesterday we arrived in a strange place that I have never seen before. While I try to figure out where exactly I am, let me tell you about how we got here. It all started when I was at home minding my...
View ArticleChapter 8 : Chapter 8
My human went on vacation last week, so I went to stay with Grandma. The first night I cried, but after that I was on my best behavior. I didn't climb on the counter tops or do any of the usual things....
View ArticleChapter 7 : Chapter 7
Its been almost a month since I have updated my fans on my life. I have been taking a lot of car rides this summer and I have hated every single one. We watched some things that shoot off into the sky...
View ArticleChapter 6 : Chapter 6
Yesterday I came back from spending a few days at grandma's house. Anybody that knows me, knows that I absolutely, positively, hate riding in cars; but once we got there I was fine. I hid under a bed...
View ArticleChapter 5 : Chapter 5
I hate cameras and that isn't a good thing because people always try to take my picture since I'm such a cute kitty. My owner was staring at me yesterday, I am not sure why; but I am assuming it was in...
View ArticleChapter 4 : Chapter 4
The big thing is still on my couch. My human did laundry today. She threw away my pillow because it was "Too hairy"; I am a cat. I do not try to understand the human mind. I like my new pillow but...
View ArticleChapter 3 : Chapter 3
I have lived here with my human most of my life; but I did have a life before this one. I lived in many different houses the first year and a half of my life and had a couple different owners. I even...
View ArticleChapter 2 : Chapter 2
Pssst, its me again, MoJo Kitty. I've noticed that every time i go near my human, I end up sneezing something fierce. Gma thinks im allergic. Allergic? I don't even know what that means, so how could...
View ArticleChapter 1 : Chapter 1
Everybody says cats are lazy. That isn't true. Humans are the lazy ones. Cats do, what I call, "enjoy the day". Every day I lie on my bed and take a nap, or as I like to call it "do some deep...
View ArticleChapter 26 : Chapter 26
Mom decided a few years ago that we were getting a dog. Now, I don't know why humans want dogs; they are loud and stupid. This particular dog thinks we are "bros". I am NOT your "bro". I am king of...
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